Irony

First off, today is a Gabe Day. Well, not officially, since I'm actually sick, but a slight variation of a Gabe Day.

Last night, on my way home from school, I drove past a bar (there is a big sign that says "BAR"). I've passed it almost every day going to and from class, but last night I noticed it. Right next door to the bar is a day care. That's right, a daycare. Now, when I say next door, I mean both establishments are in their own building, but there literally is maybe 20 feet (max) between the two (anyone else thinking of children wandering into the bar or worse, the drunks wondering into a daycare--and I know there are drunks that begin drinking early in the morning...).

Now, the irony of all this is the name of the daycare. The name? Thirst 2 Learn